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Wednesday, October 01, 2008
The Duggars

Ah the Duggar family. They are about to have their 18th child. That is not a typo. I said their EIGHTEENTH child. www.duggarfamily.com They say that every child is a "gift from God", and they will just have as many kids as God wants them to have.

I enjoy their organizational skills and I do wish I was more organized. But aside from that, I am over these kid hoarders. Some people think cats and dogs are a gift from God too, but if you have too many, they come and take them away.

This is their thing, their niche. I get it. We all enjoy attention every now and then. And they get tons of it for having an ass load of kids. But having an ass load of kids isn't special. It is a sickness called hoarding syndrome. And these people need to be stopped. Enough is enough.

And don't get me started on how selfish it is to have that many kids when there are thousands of kids that are waiting to be adopted, but apparently these people would rather not take on other people's "gifts from God".

Now even though I think they are mental for having so many kids, I really don't give a shit what they do with their lives or their "gifts from God". But I am forced to see them on TV several times a year. And that, THAT my friends is the worst part of all. Someone please stop putting the Duggars on TV! Stop encouraging them.


Thursday, August 07, 2008
Fucking Idiots

Most of my blog entries are silly. But I am going to take a break from the norm for a minute to get this off my chest, because it really fires me up.

I recently received an email forward. And generally I just delete them w/o reading them, because I don't really give a crap about forwards. But occasionally I make the mistake of opening them.

Yesterday I made the mistake of opening a forward that was so disgusting and racist it made me want to smash something. It was the most racist, ignorant, piece of trash I ever read. It said something about wanting to boycott Tyson Food because at one of their plants in TN more than half of their workers are Muslim. And because they built a prayer room for the Muslim workers and let them exchange their Labor Day holiday with a Muslim holy day.

The email writer was all pissy because no prayer room was built for Christians or Jews. Then it went on to speculate that that many immigrants must be here illegally. And that "Americans" should have their jobs, etc.

I had to pick my jaw up off the floor. I am not Muslim. I am not Christian. I am not any religion. But fuck! Everyone is entitled to their beliefs. And Tyson Food just sounds plain smart to me for accommodating its workers. More employers should be so thoughtful!

No prayer room was built for Christians and Jews because those religions do not REQUIRE that they kneel down and face Mecca every day at certain times to pray.

A lot of jobs let you take off floating holidays and you are required to work on other holidays. Why should it be a big deal that they were given a Muslim holiday off?! I bet the Christian workers have Christmas off and I am sure the Jewish workers have Hanukkah off.

Then there is the whole speculating about them being illegal immigrants that "stole jobs from "Americans". Give me a break. Like the government wouldn't notice THAT many "illegal" Muslim people in one area? Not a chance. With all of the Muslim bashers and irrational fear of so many ignorant people (and the government) since 9/11 there isn't a chance in hell those people aren't here legally.

Since when is immigration a bad thing? This whole country is filled with immigrants. I guarantee you the idiot that wrote that email is a descendant of immigrants. The only people in this country that aren't immigrants are Native Americans. And descendants of slaves. Everyone else (for the most part) is here because they (or their relatives in the past) immigrated here...and let me say, the so-called "founders" of this country weren't here "legally". They came. They saw what they wanted and they took it from the natives through lies and murder.

All of this blind, ignorant Muslim hating shit makes me sick. If people could stop being so narrow minded and maybe take a minute to educate themselves, they would know the Muslim religion is a peaceful religion. As is Christianity and Judaism.

Yes, in all religions there are extremists. But does that make the religion bad or evil? No. It is only the morons that take things to the extremes that are evil. All of the gay bashing that goes on in this country? It is mainly done by Christians. Bombing of abortion clinics? Christians again. And I would bet all the money I have that all or most of the members of the KKK would say they are Christians as well. Are all Christians hateful killers and ignorant racist idiots? No. But their are some evil extremists.

And I bet that piece of shit email was written by someone that fancies himself a "good Christian". I may not believe in God, but I went to church all the time as a kid. And I know that the Christian religion does NOT teach hatred and killing.

I wish idiots like that email writer would take a day and spend it with a Muslim with an open mind. I am sick to death of hearing sheltered, ignorant people bash Muslims. I guarantee you 99% of the people that bash Muslims don't know any personally. These ignorant people need to take a trip and get out of that pathetic small town mentality and learn something about the world and the people in it.


Tuesday, August 05, 2008
You Go Girl...go away

I have been thinking about that new show on E!, Pam: Girl on the Loose. I looked it up, Pamela Anderson is 41 years old. FORTY-ONE! Should she really still be able to call herself a "girl"?

41 is no girl. Especially when your vagina has seen more penises than a urinal at Grand Central Station.


Friday, January 25, 2008
Hey baldies listen up!

If I see one more bald man trying to fake the funk like he has hair I am going to choke him! DUDES if you have little to no hair on the top of your head and you really think growing the little bit you have around the perimeter & combing it forward, or swooping it over the top of your dome and to the side, is fooling anyone you are sadly mistaken!

And just so you know, EVERYONE laughs at you. Sure you might be a great guy, but no one can get past the fact that you are telling a lie with your hair.

So for the love of Pete just STOP. Have some self respect and dignity. Either cut the hair you do have short or just shave it all off. But that comb over shit is for the birds. Literally...it looks like a birds nest. So stop telling hair lies and be honest with yourself and the world. Its okay to be bald. Really.


I know what your mission is Kashi!

So lately I have been eating that Kashi cereal. Their slogan is "Seven whole grains on a mission". I couldn't figure out what their mission was from the ads. But after eating it for a couple of weeks I now know what their mission is. Kashi's seven whole grains mission is to get me to deposit my entire colon into the toilet. I have come close, but Kashi has yet to win this game. The bastards should really put a warning label on their boxes stating that their food makes you shit your brains out.

I've got your number Kashi and that number is 2!

Tuesday, December 18, 2007
A note to my neighbors

Would you retards and your STUPID guests kindly stop honking your fucking horns every day! I know it is a strange concept to get your lazy ass out of your car and actually walk 10 steps to the door to get whomever you wish to get, but try it! Maybe then I won't have to throat punch your ass! Seriously, it has to stop. In the last 10 minutes alone I have heard your fucking horn honk at least 40 times. Stop being lazy pieces of shit! I am sick of it! Tacky fuckwits!Angry

Friday, June 22, 2007
Internet Head

"Internet head" is a term I coined a few years back for people that have skinny faces/heads and fat bodies. They post pictures on the internet of themselves, but only from the neck up.

What is up with that? How is it possible to have a big ol' body and a thin head?


Sunday, February 04, 2007
Is it just me?

Am I the only one that wonders what happens to your pubes when you get really old? I wonder if your pubies just kind of fall out and you revert back to your childlike crotch. Kind of like how when you get really old you lose your teeth and start wearing diapers again.

I also wonder if you get grey hair on your head, do your pubes turn grey as well?

It isn't just pubes. Please don't think I sit around thinking of old-timers genitals all day. I also wonder if your leg & pit hair stops growing, or do you have to continue to shave until you are too feebed out?

Posted at 01:19 am by Bekka
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Finally a few things I like

Things That Smell Good
Fruit (except for bananas & peaches)
My Kids (usually)
My Husband (usually)
People Getting Hit In The Nuts or Falling Down
Sleeping
TV
Making Fun Of And Judging Others
Watching Drunk People Dance
George Carlin
Dave Chappelle
Ali G/Borat/Bruno
Sarah Silverman
Jim Gaffigan
Mitch Hedberg may he R.I.P.
Dingoes Stealing Babies


More things I hate

Dog Farts
Queefs
Stank Farts
Any Farts
Religious Zealots
Racism
Homophobia
Sweating
Weather (be it too hot, too cold, too windy, too rainy, etc.)
Close Talkers
People With Bad Breath
People That "Playfully" Hit You To Emphasize Something...Those Fuckers!
Organ Meats
People That Smoke Right Outside of Buildings
People That Offer Advice When It Isn't Asked For
Peaches~ they creep me out with their fuzzy skin. Although they do taste fantastic with out it
Emeril Lagasse~ I want to kick that annoying, dirty looking, fuckwad in his throat. Something about him just sickens me and angers me all at once.


Posted at 01:04 am by Bekka
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