I know what your mission is Kashi!
So lately I have been eating that Kashi cereal. Their slogan is "Seven whole grains on a mission". I couldn't figure out what their mission was from the ads. But after eating it for a couple of weeks I now know what their mission is. Kashi's seven whole grains mission is to get me to deposit my entire colon into the toilet. I have come close, but Kashi has yet to win this game. The bastards should really put a warning label on their boxes stating that their food makes you shit your brains out.
Posted at 01:02 am by
Bekka
