If I see one more bald man trying to fake the funk like he has hair I am going to choke him! DUDES if you have little to no hair on the top of your head and you really think growing the little bit you have around the perimeter & combing it forward, or swooping it over the top of your dome and to the side, is fooling anyone you are sadly mistaken!

And just so you know, EVERYONE laughs at you. Sure you might be a great guy, but no one can get past the fact that you are telling a lie with your hair.

So for the love of Pete just STOP. Have some self respect and dignity. Either cut the hair you do have short or just shave it all off. But that comb over shit is for the birds. Literally...it looks like a birds nest. So stop telling hair lies and be honest with yourself and the world. Its okay to be bald. Really.